What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?