Which state has the best streets?
Rhode Island.
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why was the horse so happy?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
