Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why did the echo get detention?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What game do cows play at parties?
When is Dad's bedtime?