What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Families are like fudge.
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What's the most determined bird?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What makes music in your hair?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?