What fairy loves to count?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What's the slowest 5k?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Where does water do all its banking?
What kind of store would a dog own?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What school subject really rocks?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?