Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Because they deal with fee-lines.
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
How did the toad die?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What's the most masculine animal?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What are baby potatoes called?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
