Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Because they deal with fee-lines.
What sweet treat never panics?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What is the most adorable season?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do jokesters study in college?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do ducks get after they eat?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
How do you grill cheese?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?