What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What did the confused bee say?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?