What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What animal knows kung fu?
When do astronauts eat?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?