What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
How do you make a cow float?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What day is your mom always right?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?