What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Texting.
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
I broke my finger!
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?