What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Texting.
Where do termites go camping?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?