What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Texting.
What animal always goes to heaven?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What condiment has wings?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
