What does the sun drink out of?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?