How do you get kids to do something?
Tell them not to do it.
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did the goal post get angry?
How do snowmen get information?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?