How do you get kids to do something?
Tell them not to do it.
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What season begins with a thud?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What does a dog say before eating?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?