How do you get kids to do something?
Tell them not to do it.
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
