How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Where are average things manufactured?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
How do you wash a lamb?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?