What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
A lean-mur.
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Which dogs love to study science?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?