Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What day never takes itself seriously?