What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
A maybee.
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you call a small mom?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
