How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Because she has a lot of rings!
Why did the computer run out of money?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you call a short cow?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
How does the sun listen to music?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?