How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Because she has a lot of rings!
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
When should baseball players wear armor?
What sports are both plant-based?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
