Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why was the horse so happy?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?