Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What is the definition of Robin?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?