Do dads always snore?
No, only when they are asleep!
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What's the most determined bird?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What condiment has wings?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
