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What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
I broke my finger!
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Can February March?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What's the politest month?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?