Do dads always snore?
No, only when they are asleep!
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What did one plate say to the other?
What shape is bad at driving?
What type of car do planets buy?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why do cows wear bells?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.