What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
1. We cook bacon. 2. We bake cookies.
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do nosey peppers do?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Surprise!!!!
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?