What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
1. We cook bacon. 2. We bake cookies.
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do rich squirrels eat?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?