What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
1. We cook bacon. 2. We bake cookies.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why are winter days great?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
