What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
1. We cook bacon. 2. We bake cookies.
How do bees get to school?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Where do kittens go to school?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What building always gets stains on it?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?