What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
1. We cook bacon. 2. We bake cookies.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do naked fish play with?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why are grandkids so great?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why did the echo get detention?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?