What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do fairies always drink?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
How long will dinner be?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What did the snake name his daughter?