Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
People think it's old-fashioned.
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What animal knows kung fu?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do jokesters study in college?