What kind of pants do fish wear?
Troutsers!
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why are goats so funny?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why don't wolves like fast food?