What kind of pants do fish wear?
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Why are skeletons always hungry?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What kind of store would a dog own?
How does a polar bear build a house?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What bird helps you stay dry?