What kind of pants do fish wear?
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What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
