What's a goose's favorite book?
Moby Duck.
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why was the mime upset?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why did spring break up with winter?
