Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Did you know that felines don't bite?