Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's the noisiest food?
What do elves learn in school?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.