Why did the sparrow go to the library?
It was looking for bookworms.
How did the vampire start his letter?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why are stones so good at music?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you call a tired tree?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
How did the tree get lost?