Why did the sparrow go to the library?
It was looking for bookworms.
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?