What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.