What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Where do actors go to pray?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Did you know about April 1st?