What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Aged cheddar.
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What does a cat go to sleep on?