What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Aged cheddar.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What bird is losing its hair?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
