What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What time of day was Adam created?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?