A book just fell on my head.
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Which cats have the best manners?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Where does breakfast live?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?