What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?