What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why did the frog starve?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
I broke my finger!
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?