Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What school subject really rocks?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.