Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
RE-EYE.
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Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
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Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
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Why do pigs tell jokes?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
How was the wedding?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
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What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
