Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
RE-EYE.
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
How do automobiles fly?