Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why is a computer so smart?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What are the smartest highways in the world?