Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Do dads always snore?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?