Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?