Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
