Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What game do mice love to play?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What is the most adorable season?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?