Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Which fly makes films?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What did the sick chicken say?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
How do fleas travel?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What's the holiest insect?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?