Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
How do birds threaten one another?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why is a doctor always calm?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
