Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why do two skunks argue?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What season begins with a thud?
Why are frogs always happy?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?