Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Because she heard fowl language.
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
