Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
How do you compliment a cat?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
How long will dinner be?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why do kittens know so much about church?