Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Because she heard fowl language.
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do you call a sad latte?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?