How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Which cats have the best manners?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?