What do you call a clock on a road trip?
A time traveler.
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What's the noisiest food?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What superpower do all middle children have?
