Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the tomato turn red?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What bird is always sad?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
How did the toad die?
Where do polar bears vote?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?