I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What's the slowest 5k?
What TV show is most popular at bars?