What do you call a clock on a road trip?
A time traveler.
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Where do horses reside?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?