How do you compliment a cat?
Tell them they are purrrfect.
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Where are average things manufactured?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do you call a sad latte?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?