How do you compliment a cat?
Tell them they are purrrfect.
What do cats wear to work?
How is life like toilet paper?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do you call a greedy elf?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
