How do you compliment a cat?
Tell them they are purrrfect.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What animal has the most fun?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why do trees hate going to school?