How do you compliment a cat?
Tell them they are purrrfect.
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What bee is good for your health?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?