Do dads always snore?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?