Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Great moms turn them off first.
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why are ghosts always single?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
