How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Which subject has two parts?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why was the dog so popular?