What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Thanks for nothing!
Which former US President was always cold?
Surprise!!!!
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
