What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
How do fleas travel?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.