What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Irrelephant!
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's the friendliest national park?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you call octopus twins?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
