What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Irrelephant!
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Which famous author is also a ruler?