Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?