What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What is a table you can eat?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What food is a man's best friend?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?