Why do plants hate algebra?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What did the rug say to the floor?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?