What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Catch!
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
