Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?