Why did the frog starve?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?