What's a horse's favorite car?
A Mustang.
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What country has the most fish?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you call hiking college students?