What's a horse's favorite car?
A Mustang.
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What animal makes the best lunches?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
How do you grill cheese?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?