Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What siblings are always sad?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why did the frog starve?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
How do you cut the ocean in two?