What's a horse's favorite car?
A Mustang.
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do you call a dog in space?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why was the bee sad?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
