What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you see later, and the other one you see in a while!
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
A book just fell on my head.
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Which family member is always relieved?
What was the first animal in space?
Which relative loves rice?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why was the dog so popular?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
How does a cow do math?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?