What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you see later, and the other one you see in a while!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
When do astronauts eat?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?