What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you see later, and the other one you see in a while!
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What is the smallest lion?
What day is your mom always right?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?