Why is the piano so hard to open?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why was the spider so smart?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What math figure is also in the band?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Where does laundry go to college?