What's a doll's favorite car?
A Toyota.
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Where was Noah born?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What animal has the most fun?
