What do naked fish play with?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do you call a short cow?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What sport requires no movement at all?