Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why are goats so funny?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Where do termites go camping?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why do fish live in salt water?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?