What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why don't ants get sick?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why do trees have so many friends?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?