Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why was the mime upset?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What game do bats excel at?