What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What are you studying in math?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?