Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Who is a house's favorite band?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Where do you take sick ponies?