Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys.
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Where do books sleep?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What is the coolest country?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?