Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys.
What dogs are always lying to you?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why did the fish blush?
Can February March?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
