What do you call a smelly horse?
A musk-tang.
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
How do you compliment a cat?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What is the most adorable season?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
