Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
She had hot wings!
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why do cats always get what they want?
