Why was the math book sad?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
How do you get kids to do something?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Where do you take sick ponies?