Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did summer catch autumn?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
How do horses navigate at night?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?