Why are cats good at playing video games?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Where are average things manufactured?