What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
How does a barber get to work?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What school subject really rocks?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?