What is the tallest building in the world?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What birds make average students?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?