What's the smelliest part of a football field?
The foul line.
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?