What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
A jack rabbit!
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the tomato turn red?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?