How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Where do termites go camping?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What's the friendliest pen?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What car always breaks the rules?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?