Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?