What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
A jack rabbit!
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do you call an old snowman?
What fish sings the best?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
