What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
How do you get kids to do something?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What is the most adorable season?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?