What's a henway?
About ten pounds.
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Which insect makes the best father?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
How long do chickens work?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why did electricity win the race?
