Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
It was a little horse.
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What dogs are always lying to you?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?