Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Which animal is the most religious?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?