When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?