What do you call a stationary flamingo?
A flaming-stay.
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Which celebrity loves to read?