What do you call a stationary flamingo?
A flaming-stay.
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?