What do you call a stationary flamingo?
A flaming-stay.
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do insects learn at school?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why are cars magic?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What's a forklift?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?