Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What season begins with a thud?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?