Do dads always snore?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What school subject really rocks?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
How do you care for a sick bird?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?