What kind of monkey flies to school?
A hot air baboon!
Where do books sleep?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?