What kind of monkey flies to school?
A hot air baboon!
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
How do automobiles fly?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
