Where do polar bears vote?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?