Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do little fish love to play with?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?