Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
What do cows say when you milk them?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What is the most faithful insect?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do math teachers eat?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?