Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
