Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?