What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What's the slowest 5k?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Where do stars go to college?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?