Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
How was the wedding?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?