Why are ghosts always single?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
I broke my finger!
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What's a cat's favorite song?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?