Where do automobiles have picnics?
At the car park.
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What game do mice love to play?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What shape has a knighthood?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What birds always travel in twos?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
How do bees get to school?
Why did the turkey join the band?
