What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What shape has a knighthood?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?