Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What time of day was Adam created?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?