What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why do math teachers love March?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Where do books sleep?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?