Someone stole my mood ring!
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why is winter considered holy?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?