Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What tea do footballers drink?
Can February March?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why do mice need oiling?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?