What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.