Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
How can you make 7 even?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?