What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
C-antelope.
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What's a henway?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?