Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Because monkey see, monkey do.
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
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