Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Because monkey see, monkey do.
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
How do you make a cow float?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?