What does a dog say before eating?
Bone appetit!
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What condiment has wings?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
