Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?