Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Two silkworms got in a fight.