Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Where do kittens go to school?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why are stones so good at music?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?