What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
The Catcher in the Rye.
What is the smallest lion?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why do mice need oiling?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?