What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
The Catcher in the Rye.
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Which subject has two parts?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?