What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why are stones so good at music?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?