Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
We had a discussion about roses.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?