How do trees get access to the internet?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Which is the worst season?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What's a dog's favorite city?
How long do chickens work?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?