What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
The Catcher in the Rye.
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do insects learn at school?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Do dads always snore?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What kind of books do boats write?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?