What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
The Catcher in the Rye.
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
