Why was the dairy grumpy?
It was sour cream.
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What car always breaks the rules?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?