Why was the dairy grumpy?
It was sour cream.
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Where do kittens go to school?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
