How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why was the cat so small?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Which bug is related to you?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?