What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why is winter considered holy?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
How do cats make a birthday cake?