Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
She wanted a cool ringtone.
What did one plate say to the other?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do you call a pig thief?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
How do you make a bandstand?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?