Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
She wanted a cool ringtone.
Why do runners watch so much TV?
How do you arrest a pig?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do cats wear to work?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why do mice need oiling?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Which state has the best streets?
