Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
She wanted a cool ringtone.
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why are frogs always happy?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What birds make average students?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Where do termites go camping?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why do cats love to work?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What sweet treat never panics?