What's a cat's favorite color?
PURRple.
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why are frogs always happy?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?