What's a cat's favorite color?
PURRple.
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Which cats love to be petted?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What car can't keep a secret?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?