What's a cat's favorite color?
PURRple.
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What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
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How does a witch play loud music?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
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What famous scientist will try anything?
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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?