What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Which animal is the most religious?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What's the politest month?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you call a dog in space?