What's a cat's favorite color?
PURRple.
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Families are like fudge.
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?