What's a cat's favorite color?
PURRple.
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Can February March?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why did the lamb cross the road?