Why did the mountain cry all the time?
It was dealing with an avalanche of emotions.
How do you wash a lamb?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
When does a horse talk?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Families are like fudge.
What's a henway?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
