Why is sand so optimistic?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call octopus twins?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Where does money love to go shopping?