Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why was the dog overweight?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.