Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Which former US President was always cold?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Did you know about April 1st?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?